Thursday, June 14, 2007

My birthday...

It was my birthday this past Friday. But why celebrate only once when you can have a 3 day fiesta to celebrate you? Betsy was the best and planned 3 days of celebrations. it was awesome! I had no idea I was this popular! Here is a photo montage of all the cards I received. Thank you all for your gifts and love.

Here is a card from Shawn, Robyn and Tatanka...
Form Dan Fife...
From the Grovers...
From my parents...
From the Becksteads...
From Betsy...
Form Emily Bates...
Form becca...
From Erica...
And from my roommates...
You guys rock. These cards were attached to various sorts of gift cards, books and socks. Bets spoiled me the most. Thank you Bets for all you do for me!

Friday, June 08, 2007

Justice is so sweet...


YES!!!!! I cannot believe it! She has to go back to jail!!! I am so stoked! Justice was served.

I mean who calls in sick for jail? Come on!

Celebrities usually get out of most things because they can pay large fines and buy their way out of trouble. I thought this case would be similar. Good job Judge. Way to sock it to her. Maybe when she gets out of jail she will be humble and do good with all the money she has access to. Probably not.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Plant(s) of the week

In an effort to maintain my botanical identity, I decided to start a new feature on this blog, Plant of the Week. I will identify a new plant species from our field sites that I don't know. This will be helpful in:
1) learning a new plant species,
2) keeping up on my botanical keying skills,
3) having something to blog about.

So for this inaugural week I have selected two plants that have caught my eye. Both are purple and pretty.

The first is: Tragopogon porrifolius or Purple Salsify. This common plant is a member of the Sunflower family which can be a chore to id, but this species wasn't so bad. An interesting fact: you can derive a latex from the root that can be used as a chewing gum.
It is very pretty!
My next victim is a member of the Liliaceae family: Triteleia laxa or Ithuriel's Spear.
This plant species is also a common monocot found throughout the bay area. They are also pretty. Liliaceae is one of my favorite plant family because many members are big and showy and colorful.
well there you have it. I have successfully identified 2 out of the 8,000 or so plants that grow in California. Only a few more to go and I can lobby to change my title back to botanist!

Friday, June 01, 2007

Professional...

It is official. I am a professional now. I have business cards. I can network, generate business, and win a free sub at the sandwich shop in thier weekly drawing! I have arrived.

The only problem is they say wildlife biologist on them. I am not sure if I qualify for that title but it does have a nice ring to it.
So please contact me if you have any questions about snakes or snake related accessories.
Thank you for your time.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

RATTLESNAKE!!!!!

Yesterday I found a rattlesnake in one of my traps! Holy smokes!!! Look how fat he is. Well it could be a she... I didn't get close enough to sex it!!
This snake is the most dangerous snake in the bay area. The toxin degenerates your tissue and is painful, but I hear the hallucinations are quite good. If you are in to that. It is quite a surprise to open the lid to a trap and see this beast inside. It sure does get your heart pumping.

My job is dangerous, Let's see...
1) Poison oak...lame
2) Lyme Disease brought on by tick bite
3) Snakebite
4) Falling down a steep slope
5) Mountain Lion attack
6) Coastal Bears

I need hazard pay!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

what is it you do again???

The other day someone asked me what I did for a living. After trying to explain that I look for rare and endangered snakes in the bay area and getting the customary "ew, sick" response, I decided it may be better to explain using pictures. Hence this blog post.

So. I look for rare and endangered snakes. I don't tromp around the field looking for them (well sometimes), but use the miracle of science to do our work for us. We construct trap lines to catch the snakes. We drag some heavy lumber to a research site and set them up. This involves digging by hand a small trench, hammering stakes to hold up the fence, screwing the fence to the stakes and back filling the dirt so a snake cannot go under the fence. Manual labor rocks! Theoretically, the snake cruises through the grass and comes across our trap line. They hit the wall and instead of going over, tend to go along the boards to the awaiting trap at the end of the line.
Many of these trap lines are on steep slopes like this one. These ones are a pain in the butt to check, especially when it is hot outside!!!
Luckily many are also on flat, level ground so checking them are a breeze. They can be in some pretty locations too.
Here is one example of a trap at the end of the fence. There is a lid on top to open and check what is inside. We have to check these everyday to assure we do not kill anything in our traps. Here are some of the more common animals we see every day
A wide variety of species end in our traps. we have Microtus californicus...
Sceloporus occidentalis, the western fence lizard, very common,
Elgaria multicarinata, the Southern Alligator lizard,
Some of the snakes we catch include, the Pacific gopher snake,
which sometimes eats the MICA species...
The California King Snake, one of my favorites,
they are very docile and calm and one can hold them in thier hands without fear of the snake biting and pooping on you,
see, look how cute they are...
and finally the endangered SF garter snake. This is the main snake we are searching for and one needs to be permitted to even touch them. It is a big deal when we see an SFGS in our traps and we need to get a permitted biologist to handle them.

In a nutshell, that is what I do, I hike around and look in traps. It can be fun but after a while, especially when it is hot and steep, and snakes are pooing on you, the magic fades and you don't want to work anymore. But then you realize that you are hiking around outside and getting paid so it puts things in perspective a bit.
So if you are hiking around and see our traps, please, please do not touch. As you can see we can fine you and I will personally beat your a** if you mess with them. Lots of sweat and work went into setting these up and we need to get data so please leave them alone.

any questions?

Monday, May 07, 2007

Holy smokes it really is hot...

today in SF it is supposed to be 90 degrees!!! In the CITY!!! The temperature never gets that hot! I am going to the beach!